Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:48

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

Reblogged from (@tyleroakley).

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:47

"Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" - Cruel Intentions (1999)

(Source: mashamorevna)

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Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:44

foodchewer:

the motto

foodchewer:

the motto

(Source: wwiao)

Reblogged from (@tyleroakley).

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:43

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





this is just perfect in every way

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way

Reblogged from (@tyleroakley).

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:41

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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Reblogged from (@tyleroakley).

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:40

mugglenet:

"Harry Potter" on list of twenty inspirational novels by women

Over the last few months, the Baileys Women’s Prize for Fiction has been running a campaign called #ThisBook to find out what books by women have changed and inspired people’s lives. The campaign was run on social media, with well known figures offering their personal favorite. The top twenty books were revealed today. 


http://www.mugglenet.com/2014/07/harry-potter-on-list-of-twenty-inspirational-novels-by-women/

mugglenet:

"Harry Potter" on list of twenty inspirational novels by women

Over the last few months, the Baileys Women’s Prize for Fiction has been running a campaign called #ThisBook to find out what books by women have changed and inspired people’s lives. The campaign was run on social media, with well known figures offering their personal favorite. The top twenty books were revealed today.

http://www.mugglenet.com/2014/07/harry-potter-on-list-of-twenty-inspirational-novels-by-women/

Reblogged from MuggleNet.

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:40

(Source: inana264)

Reblogged from (@tyleroakley).

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:40

unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

Reblogged from Funny Text Posts.

Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:40

n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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Wednesday July 30, 2014 at 2:40

iamtonysexual:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

i thought it was supposed to be the lead-up to a joke

(Source: littleladylouis)

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